From the March 26, 1926 edition of the Vineyard Gazette:
Is it permissible for a cow to range the highway after dark without headlights? And in any case, which has the right of way, the cow or an approaching flivver? If the flivver has the right of way, and socks the cow square amidships, is the owner of the flivver entitled to a porterhouse steak or a standing rib roast?